It has become a habit for me and Rio to jot down random thoughts that show either how cool our thought processes can be or just how lame we really are underneath our well-guarded facades (Usually, it’s the latter.). The Overlord has permitted joined us in this week’s compilation of random thoughts and weird conversations with the self and more preferably, with another person. So, here goes…
Rica on writing, stalking, and straight women flirting with gay men
Isn’t it obvious? He’s just not into you. Let me repeat that more clearly: HE’S NOT INTERESTED IN FUCKING YOU.
And about that woman born without a gaydar…
I used to be sad when I found out I didn’t have a gaydar built into my system when I was born, but hellooooo…. it’s exasperating to watch a straight woman flirting with a gay man in the hopes of getting some.
OMG, it’s starting. Their horrible musings.
Peter’s Butter Balls do not taste as good as they used to. Your balls suck, Pete.
Having a really hard time creating an article out of thin air…
me: *noose+me hanging by my neck
me: simpler yung *head+gun*
Food on my desk
On Thursday: Ang init ng Tiger ko. (Of course, I’m referring to Tiger biscuits.)
On Friday: Ang init nung saging ko. (Again, it’s food.)
Maybe I should stop putting my food behind my CPU so they won’t “get hot”.
val: pero i like stalker songs like you do
me: see? stalker songs are reflective of your own emotions and intentions
val: eto ung….gusto kong stalker song ni david (Cook) tapos humihinga pa sya sa mic.
Scary.
“Has Rica ever lied to you?”
Wuuuut! I’m as honest as daisies come. Idk wth that means.
On the news “Severe allergic reaction to meat may not be rare”: Wuuuuuuut? Fer real?!?!?!?
Naaawa ako sa mga taong nagpapaputi.
Vampire’s Assistant is not worth watching on the big screen. But it’s worth watching… if only to see John C. Reilly as a vampire. And Willem Defoe too.
Somebody just called me Ria. I don’t need you to call me by my first name.
val’s friend: kris allen went to haiti after the earthquake, elliot was there during the earthquake. serious upstaging.
Shout out to A&W Rootbeer Float: Oh, how I miss you.
Break out. Para itong epidemya. *While logging out to have a break during office hours.*
val: How much do I owe you?
me: Your life.
Rio on Fridays, brain cells, and fishing
it really is fried day. everything is fried, my brain cells, my motherboard, my patience…
Rio: Maraming tilapia sa dagat, you’ll find your guy.
Other Rio: Dude, walang tilapia sa dagat.
The Overlord on cheapskates, her parents, and the Universe
Why does my brain don’t cooperate when I need to be productive? Ahh, it’s called life…
May mga taong kuripot, pero ibang level na kapag sobrang kunat to the point na nagiging walang hiya na
I don’t know which one is better, having parents that have zero ability when it comes to computers or having tech savvy parents, I guess I’ll opt in for the first, I don’t want them snooping on my files
Having a cell site on your roof deck doesn’t guarantee a good mobile broadband connection, it’s like I’m switching back and forth from dial up to broadband connection
Why do people have to steal phone cables which causes service disruption and indirectly affects my productivity because my stable but no so reliable DSL is not working
Dear universe,
I know you are only testing us, things may not go our way, yet…. but we promise to work hard and overcome your tests.
Love,
your victims XOXO
